It is August. It is MY MONTH.
I can feel the birth month powers activating.
If I were to walk through my birth city right now there would be badass music playing everywhere and I’d be able to kick everyone’s ass.
BIRTH MONTH I LOVE YOU SO
Oh, Mr. Biden!
Joe Biden was a hot piece back in the day
I always knew Joey was fine.
love of my life
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!
boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten
slow clap for the doctor who fandom
Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.
Two years later I finally realize I’m related to /twins/ this is weird.
I have not met any of my cousins born in the last 9 years. That’s 4 kids. 2 of which I named. D:
sometimes i get really worried that people who were cruel to me are reading my blog all the time waiting for me to blog about feeling bad or being in trouble so they can feel triumphant about it. well the jokes on you. i am veyr beautiful, popular, successful, and thrilling. you will never win