It is August. It is MY MONTH.

I can feel the birth month powers activating.

If I were to walk through my birth city right now there would be badass music playing everywhere and I’d be able to kick everyone’s ass.

BIRTH MONTH I LOVE YOU SO

catherinebythackeray:

tina-rose:

yesrandomfuckery:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

Joe Biden was a hot piece back in the day

I always knew Joey was fine.

love of my life

turningbullets:

papershopprojects:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!

this

sammyinthespookytardis:

swagolasthranduilion:

courf-feyracs:

boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten

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slow clap for the doctor who fandom

endversus:

#about me


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I MISSED SHARKNADO 2?!

Bed is nice, I like bed.

staff:

Tune in at 4pm ET!

Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via forever-and-alwayss)

skeptikhaleesi:

I turned off my phone
Because I could not
Handle the certainty
That you were not
Even trying to talk
To me.

-

M.S.

(via californiagirlwearingpearls)

Two years later I finally realize I’m related to /twins/ this is weird.

I have not met any of my cousins born in the last 9 years. That’s 4 kids. 2 of which I named. D:

friend: promise you won't tell anyone
me: i promise
me: *tells my mom*

foxfamilyfeatures:

sometimes i get really worried that people who were cruel to me are reading my blog all the time waiting for me to blog about feeling bad or being in trouble so they can feel triumphant about it. well the jokes on you. i am veyr beautiful, popular, successful, and thrilling. you will never win 

©LB