Apparently my Myers-Brigg personality type is:

What bullshit. My GPA is so low. TT_TT

Me: Getting into med school is hard. I like this science stuff, I’ll major in Molecular Biology!

Me: -takes genetics-

Me: ….I think I’m gonna be a doctor. I’m not smart enough to science.

I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.

- (via n-ul)
Your child will follow your example, not your advice.

- TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

Mom’s response to Orphan Black coming back in the Spring - 

Mom: Why spring? What should we do during winter then?


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Clara Oswald in Time Heist.

Tatiana Maslany by Ben Trivett

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

Make checks payable to my name. No checks below 50 bucks will be accepted, sorry.

lmaoalien:

when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lectureimage

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.

- Marilyn Monroe (via feellng)

annehathawillannehathaway:

just put it directly into my mouth

forged-by-fantasy:

 "We follow the comet," Dany told her khalasar. Once it was said, no word was raised against it. They had been Drogo’s people, but they were hers now. The Unburnt, they called her, and Mother of Dragons. Her word was their law.

©LB